Joke: If a Bear Roars in the Forest
A bear, a lion and a chicken are involved in a game of one-upmanship...
The bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
The lion says: "If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."
The chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough, and the entire planet s***'s itself."