Well now might not really be the best time to buy chickens, what with the threat of bird flu etc, but we've now got two more - Flappy and Belle.

Currently they are living in the stable, soon we'll introduce our other chickens and then we'll move them all outside to their new extended outside pen (complete with much larger chicken house and electric fence).

I'll try and get Lamb/Hen cam hooked up to the website properly soon, but here's a quick preview.

A man had two great tickets for the FA Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

"No. They're all at the funeral".

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic bin bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a £20 note is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the car park of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: £20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"

A man goes to the zoo, for the day out.

He visits the lion's cage, but it's empty - not a lion to be seen.

So, he walks around a bit and ends up by the elephants. Not a nelly in the place.

Hmm, he thinks. I shall try the zebras. Every zoo has zebras. Nope, not one. Completely zebra-less.

Eventually, he finds one cage with one small, pathetic looking dog in it.

It's a shitzu.